Apathy Tick & Tock

I've yet to see a better equipped organization accomplish so little, require so much time, and charge so much for the pleasure of their monopoly on the racket. Sure, you can pay someone else, but you're still using AT&T's lines. These guys have it down to a science too, with everyone I meet giving a different excuse as to why they can't get the job done on time. The engineer is the only one not blaming another department and still tries to tell me that he's right on the promised schedule.

There are a few other utilities yet to grace our new location. And I'm afraid I'll drive AT&T to complete my circuits before we have water. At the moment, the staff thinks they're waiting on me before we can move in; I'll bet no one remembers this delay the first time they need to drop a deuce and half the toilets still don't flush.